*I died of feels straight off, everything else was written by my ghost*

"Did she hurt you?!" SO WORRIED SHE LOVES THE POTATO SON SO MUCH

"Let's get you into a suit." taking your potato son to his first day of diamond school

"PEARL!" "Steven?!" he calls for her and she responds immediately all worried what a good mom

"Some water got up my nose." "Oh, dear." kids amirite

"You're going to break her." SHE'S NOT SIRI

So keen on reassuring him that he's not alone MY HEART